Dell and KG are at it again, so my advice is we check it to wreck it. Let's begin.
In terms of blogathons, these two dudes drop probably the biggest event that I know of (or, uh, am loosely invited to), and it can be summed up in three lovely words: f--k you, everyone! Wait, what?
Here are the rules:
1) Pick a film that everybody thinks is a wonderful achievement in the arts, and let them in on the little secret that it's no better than a massive turd, rolled up in wet newspaper and microwaved on high.
2) Pick a film that everybody thinks is a raging dumpster fire, and let them know that if they ever say anything else bad about said movie again, the only thing burning out of control will be their toothless, withered corpse.
3) Make sure, after reading your entry, no one ever talks to you again.
Welp, here goes...everything.